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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I had a Sony phone once. It was shite. Couldn't remember the date and time on a reboot.

It was crap in other ways too but that was the one that annoyed me the most. Obviously the majority of the price went on the name and not the phone. Shame really, Sony used to be a name that meant quality, now they're just another bunch of MBA-led enshittifiers.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fmovies? Never heard of... wait, sorry, what I meant to say was OH NO!!! Not Fmovies!!! Guess I'm going to have to buy everything now!!!!!11!1

Arr.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Gosh. Replace management with a bunch of useless fuckwits, pay below minimum wage, murder hundreds of customers (including one of my friend's Dad), and nobody wants to work there? Who'd have ever guessed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he still has to be careful with his axe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry guys. As long as project managers think "do the thing ... like the thing ... (waves hands around) ... you know ... (waves hands around some more) ... like the other thing ... but, um, ..., different" constitutes a detailed spec, we're safe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Not more wokism! Next they'll be demanding we stop talking about executing a child!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

So what do you get when you multiply six by nine?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Maybe they tried that but discovered a small problem with beaming the away party plus 2000 tons of unsupported rock above their heads.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well they are known to contain dihydrogen monoxide, which is lethal to inhale in relatively small quantities.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The London Game, from 1972.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's for helping out those ground-based fans for sheep; every so often they stall, so an aeroplane drops by and pops out it's ram air turbine to get it going again. There's another one installed on other planes called a bovine_air_turbine when the same thing happens to those fans for cows.

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