makuus

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

MCU should probably get its own graph, which starts as a line going straight up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

…surprise, the Amish build a prison camp around you during the night

Just a modest shed, really…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The problem is that there are a lot of low-information voters who get what little information they do have from sources that have no problem lying to them, be it their friends and coworkers, family and clergy, on up to “news” outlets like FoxNews and NewsMax.

They simply don’t know that the money that could be helping them is being siphoned off by the wealthiest. As far as they know, the reason they’re not getting help is because the Biden administration is giving out money for the construction of non-gendered, litterbox restrooms for trans furries. No points off for being outlandish, either. Whatever keeps them from discovering that it’s the billionaire class sucking up the money, and not the Democrats, LGBT, immigrants, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just…

Don’t.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

I dare say he’s already breaking one of the ten: that of bearing false witness, by claiming in the general sense that teachers are raping kids, when he knows it’s not true.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This year’s? We can’t even make it through this sprint’s roadmap without a deviation.

Bonus points if it’s C-suite crashing the sprint.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m no conspiracist, but… If I were a malicious—perhaps foreign—power and I saw how well that kind of fake news spread and how much staying power it had, despite it being totally far-fetched, and yet easily-verifiable, I’d be absolutely fucking giddy.

It would be the surest sign that I could now spread any bit of disinformation, particularly anything not easily-verifiable, and absolutely tear the country apart.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My first temptation was to say that it might be an age thing, but then I know many people my age who still don’t care about plants.

For me, it’s like a switch flipped one day. When I was younger, I just didn’t really care, and the few times I was given a plant, it did not end well. Figured that I just had a brown thumb.

But, maybe 10-some-odd years ago, I got a peace lily, and, by then, something had changed. I wanted to see this plant thrive, and it brought me just a little bit of satisfaction to see it doing well. It doesn’t hurt that peace lilies will tell you when they need watered, and, as such are pretty easy to keep.

I’m still not the best plant dad, but I’d since gone on to buy about a dozen more and appreciate the bit of greenery around the house.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I’ll pick the Stegosaurus… but only because the Triceratops is conspicuously absent from this chart.

(Secret fighter menu?)

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