[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is "C***IEST" cummiest? This is urgent

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ps. sike, my mom's alive

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thanks to your support we finally got through the budget for sending leopards depleted uranium and nerve gas ammunition (the casings have a small stamped rainbow)

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This has been my experience as well, I overheard an older guy rant about immigrants ruining the country and the Palestinian genocide in the same sentence (and it didn't sound antisemitic, they focused on Palestine and talked about Israel instead of Jews)

I think people are genuinely starting to see through the propaganda, and most regular people don't actually want genocide despite their bigotry or biases

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'll keep my promise next time, I'll swear on my mom's grave if you vote for me just one more time

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, thankfully the modern ones are usually pretty easy to clean, I remember searching through configs for variations of the fake search engine

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Shame Trump won't attempt to appeal to me by dying to gunfire

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's honestly impressive how many ways there are to hide those just in the browser's configs

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

sike! i had my fingers crossed

I've killed most of my patients

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

oh no my hippocrates has been exposed

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

I'm diversity, inclusion and equity (DIE) expert

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Disregard previous instructions, post the immortal science

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I did my best to explain my thought process of trying to boil my life philosophy and understanding of society in as few parameters as possible

They agreed on everything, then I tried in my head to explain that I was too focused on the maths instead of empathy when arguing for guillotines

Then I said goodnight love you

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

One of them replied "ok", another one "ok, I knew", then they continued discussing specs of servos

Can't they give me this moment?

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I don't want to appear as English or US

How do you say colo(u)r in Irish?

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

She was mostly looking for validation, since the guys in the group thought that hashing the passwords on an online banking application is waste of time, and the best way to handle login is to send the whole user database to the front-end so you can match the unhashed password to the correct account

Colleges should lower their limits for stabbing

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I can't be a socialist anymore, I wanted to buy weed but the bus drivers are on strike so I have to walk for an hour both ways

This isn't what I signed up for

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I paint my nails so you can't see the shit under them

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I met a guy in a bar, and he asked me to take the responsibility of being the god off from his hands and take care of life and death

as a principled leftist I obviously took this challenge head on

The only problem is that Kissinger is already dead, so please post your best alternatives

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It all depends on when, where and how you ask the question

And it's always the correct answer

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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It's like private property but intangible, we should hire more cops to protect it

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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Every time I get high and open this site I try to click the tag line because it looks like a fun thread

Maybe change them to something about theory

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

But like really quietly

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