my_legs_still_hurt92

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I see this as an absolute win.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sadly, I'm not a dog.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, for your service. I appreciate your sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

yes, especially almonds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No, I hate Mondays. Even, if I'm on holiday I hate Mondays but I also hate every other day of the week. The only thing I hate more than Mondays is meself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Because the GTA:Trilogie was such a great work I'm sure this won't be a have ass either.

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