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@Neato @girlfreddy

Rhonda Sanchez just signed a bill in Florida outlawing sleeping in public. Florida is run by shit stains.

@jeffw

The alphabet will be too woke for those retarded fucks. God I thought that I cannot hate them anymore than I do, yet it continues.

@return2ozma

Those rural bottoms are all mouth until they come to the city for a good ass pounding.

@Altofaltception @Willy

Mine has the embedded string that you pull to tear a straight line from end to end. What kind of banana has tab side? I'd like to try that!

@markus99 @ZeroCool

The Arabs are upset because when the Jews left they were black and when they came back they were white.

@FlyingSquid @SuckMyWang

Their God is on meth laying around his heavenly house trailer in his wife beater and he is doing absolutely nothing.

@ImADifferentBird @gimpchrist

Kanye West is an openly black white supremacist and he is not the first. The first openly black white supremacist was a person named William Hannibal Thomas, who wrote The American Negro in 1901, a loathsome work that was so derogatory towards blacks that white supremacists of that time used his writings to support their claims about the inferiority of blacks.

@Uranium3006 @BonesOfTheMoon

They should be replaced with boy scout type people

@EdibleFriend @tacosplease

Remember the time Obama was your President?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

@Track_Shovel

I said your momma looks good in combat boots