nerdydaddy

Nothing sexy this weekend. I cleaned, read a book, and took the family to see Labyrinth at the theater. I think my wife and I were the only ones enjoying ourselves.

We're about the same height. She's plus size, and I'm slim-ish. There are no positions that we straight up can't do, but there are limitations. Our similar height actually makes sex standing up pretty easy.

For PIV sex, I need to be aware of my angle so I don't ding her cervix. She also needs to be very turned on and lubed up before I can go in due to my girth. So no quickies unless she's really horny already (which is rare due to life stress).

We haven't done anal because of a very shit experience with her ex.

Receiving oral is good, but there's always the danger of teeth. There's no issue of my giving her oral.

I hate when someone puts a bra size into their story. They almost never know how bra sizing works, and it immediately irritates me. I've seen a lot of 32in waisted women that somehow wear a 44F bra 🙄.

I'll describe shapes and sizes, but from a character's point of view. I'll write it in a way that a regular person might have described through conversation or reaction. Sort of like your preferred example.

I know exactly who the character is, and in any normal circumstance I would write it on the more realistic side. Some of the character interactions are a bit unrealistic, but not wildly so. More, a "this is unlikely to happen between these two people".

What I'm asking is if those that enjoy reading erotic fiction want the sex itself to be physically exaggerated, or if they prefer it to be grounded.

The one on the right.

It would be the one all the way to the left.

That's a tough one. Probably first or second from the left.

I don't think she's suffering...

Thanks! I got listening skills.

That is an ass that deserves all the love.

I don't think it would matter to me. I would, at minimum, assist in the management of their career since there's a history of exploitation and abuse in the industry. I don't know if it's still that way these days, but you can never be too sure.

Oh! I didn't even see the drink in the shoe.