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Percent of People Who Consider Themselves Living in the Midwest in c/[email protected]

Percent of People Who Consider Themselves Living in the Midwest in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

okay but i live on like the very edge, so… pseudo-midwest?

Put on a show in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore

Wrong in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

neat is the only word here that isn’t related to a state of matter or element pretty sure

eyecandyn't in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

eyecandyn't in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

Kristi Noem is a piece of shit. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

this a fantastic unintended loop

Desert Solarpunk is Real in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

spicepunk sounds like a kickass genre

A Konami code variant in Castlevania has been discovered after a quarter of a century in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

ach, aye in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

i’m proud to be more than a little bit scottish

Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke” in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

Japan is giving Washington 250 new cherry trees to replace those to be lost in construction work in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (1 children)

thanks, japan!