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Every time I hear Elon gets another stupid, unnecessary feature introduced, I wonder why this isn't the thing that's gonna finally kill off Twitter.

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Aw yeah, this idiot that got fussed over Grok when it said that transwomen are real women lmaoo

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like "You gonna eat that whole thing?" And I tell them "Yeah!". They always end up totally confused!

I like to imagine that the 2020-2025 period will be a whole chapter in the history book

I'm bringing chili

"You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit."

I ain't the brightest pearl in the stand

I come from the far land near Exotica. I sell finest copper the Other Sea has ever seen.

Because they are afraid she'd absolutely dominate them? Freaking AlPHa MalEs.

Enjoying his pizza a little bit too much...