Monstrous Regiment is I think a pretty good entry point. It's relatively new but it stands alone quite nicely and doesn't need much background knowledge.
If you'd prefer something more early in his writing then Small Gods is a good one. It outlines a lot of how the world works, but again isn't deeply connected.
Wyrd Sisters, Guards! Guards!, and Mort are also good entry points and are the start of the Witches, City Watch, and Death subseries respectively.
Do you want to spend one credit or several?
Slowly is less impactful. Though my preference would be to go fairly hard so it stands out. Start by shaving your chin and lower lip (keeping side whiskers, sideburns, and moustache.) Then keep narrowing that up into a neat friendly or trimming down into a hulihee then into a moustache. This I think would give you a much more 'transitional moustache' look than aiming at a goatee. You could also go for a horseshoe.
I can resolve them on mobile internet and my home wifi. Maybe it's your ISP? Try changing your DNS settings to a known good one.
I'd be surprised if I'm the first person to say it. If you find your source though, let me know, would be interested in reading it.
It is (I hope) an original. Though the form "my grandfather would tell stories" might be bordering on cliché.
My grandfather would tell stories of how the planet used to be covered in plants and you could breathe the air outside. Back when the sky was blue.
Just don't read The Mirror. Generally not worth the effort of moving your eyes from one word to the next.
French Traditional. If it was imperial the points would be slightly smaller.
I think it's more a reductio ad absurdum.
Given the amount of people who voted Reform last month I'm not at all surprised.
Guess this is the difference between chart bitches and diagram enjoyers.