Raygun: dishonestly positions herself to take the stage at histories largest physical competition on the international stage. Guaranteeing her chance to take the public eye and leave a mark on history and on the social zeitgeist.
Raygun: fails spectacularly, marking history and leaving behind a special legacy socially.
World: lmao wow
Raygun: it's not fair for you to make social commentary because I didn't do as well as I thought I would.
Get fucked, rayray. You made your bed and now you can sleep in it.
It's okay if you don't know what it means to make time's person of the year.
Just don't pretend like that level of nuance is something you do grasp.