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[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Awesome, I also got there eventually but took me forever, would have loved this guide. In case you plan another guide I’d love something about user management to make sure every container has only the necessary permissions to the files it accesses and also something about networking & reverse proxy to share jellyfish with friends (currently afraid to do that because I don’t think I could make it bulletproof)

 

Show me how they look

 
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Because all top level comments seem to be equally bigoted I will just say thanks Zali Stegall and fuck the genocidal apartheid settler colony.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same thing was said when people were calling for Biden to step down. I don’t like Kamala but anything is better than Biden at this point. What a genocidal motherfucker. Anyway, pressure works, pressure is normal, that’s how politics work. So we got to keep pressuring Kamala to be better than she currently is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s what most Palestinians want and what even Hamas agreed to no? I mean Hamas even agreed to disarm if there’s a two state solution. Not that it would be good for Palestinians to be ruled by Hamas and not that I trust that the armed fractions would just be like „um yeah ok I guess this is it“.

But anyway I have no answers to how to achieve a ceasefire since the Israelis are actively blocking any ceasefire currently and any path to Palestinian sovereignty ever since. I think that’s where OP is coming from.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This OP‘s wife writing. OP died a heroic death for democracy on the battlefield when an extraction shuttle accidentally landed on him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ahh the good old slow release pills. Yeah if you want to avoid abusing them be careful that you don’t accidentally open the capsule and crush the little balls inside and accidentally snort them through the nose. Because if you crush the balls the coating gets destroyed and it hits you immediately and you don’t want that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Alcohol making me come down for days but at least you can tell everyone you’re hungover, it’s super funny and relatable!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I’m getting high and then I feel like I’m in this natural state of chillax where I couldn't give less fucks about the important project that Randy from sales wants me to deliver on September 17 at 2:30pm. And then I’m thinking why are we living like this, this is way too stressful let’s all take another hit and maybe watch a movie or something instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who’s dick can I suck for some good old sleep? Asking for myself

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The other day I had a discussion with friends and obviously there’s no right answer here since it’s a very nuanced topic, but some people said it absolutely sucks and others were like nah this shit sucks ass. Which one is it? And do you suck ass? Please let me know in the comments.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I want to discuss a sensitive topic with you today. I have increasingly noticed how Automatons are straight dehumanizing us, disregarding the intergalactic rule based order. 

As part of the 22nd flamethrower division I was there when the Alpha Centauri Conventions got ratified and Automatons signed it like everyone else. Yet, they keep disregarding it. We have our disagreements with Terminoids but we bonded over plenty of stims and most of them are stand up guys, it’s just the chargers who are weird bunch that no one really understands. 

However with Automatons I have experienced some sick behavior on the battlefield. I’ve seen illegal broadcasts where they say that Helldivers have no electric circuits and as such do not enjoy the same rights as Automatons. They keep referring to us as alien scum. I have seen Automatons teabagging fallen Helldivers while shooting their flares. They do not fight for defending their way of life, they are vile creatures who just want to see us suffer. I am honestly disgusted. 

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Dear super earth citizens, I just completed a whole round against Automatons on Helldive difficulty and I’m traumatized. There were just so many bots everywhere. Helldivers were dying left and right. Sometimes multiple times in a minute.

But we made it, after making sure that the oil pumps are running and information was uploaded, we have spread democracy through annihilating bots. In the end there were just two of us left. Some helldivers never extracted, I wonder what was their fate.

I’m having trouble processing the things I’ve seen. Sometimes I wake up at night thinking another dropship has landed when a space car is flying past my bedroom.

Is there any psychological counseling available for veteran helldivers? I tried contacting my democracy officer but all he could offer to me was freedom camp, so I apologized for being undemocratic. Obviously posting this from a throwaway account but please let me know if there’s anything you’d suggest.

 

I know I suck lol but this is next level evil. If you want to kick me do it whenever but don’t waste my time letting me help you clear mission objectives and then kick me.

Sorry just ranting.

 

Did he do it for the memes?

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