Shhhs as true as this is, the joke doesn't work when people start throwing facts about!

If I was hard when wrestling I'd start questioning my sexuality

It's not the web it's you dude. You're not using the software the way it's intended to be used. There is no reason at all to ever need 1000+ tabs open.

And fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Not just a working ground pin and flail, there's a fuse right there in the plug for extra protection and it's easy to lay them on the floor and make fun traps that are worse than standing on Lego!

How dafauq is the former Brexit party doing so well.

Well you can't know how somebody else feels. You can take your best guess. But there is no way to actually know, without asking them. Empaths think they know how somebody feels and to them it's a fact that this person must feel that way, In actuality they could be completely way off because what they are doing is imagining how the other person feels based on how they would feel in the same situation, which might not be true of the other person. So even though they have empathy, they are not an empath, such things can't exist without the ability to mind read, and there's no proof that anybody can do that.

Or just don't have access to proper mental health care

I think the point of this is you can't know how they feel, only assume. Empaths assume and then trust their assumption so much they believe it to be fact.

Who do I vote for then conservatives are shite. Labour are shite. There aren't really any good choices. I at least agree with a lot of the lib dem policies.

I'm in the UK and I'm pretty certain if trump wins and fulfils his promise of pulling the US out of NATO, the world will be going to war, and don't think for a second that the US will be on our side.

What about Lib Dems? On paper they seem like a solid choice. However they will never get enough votes to matter, why we end up with this two party system.