"Welcome Chosen Undead... hang on, I think there's some beers under the bed. Can I get you one?"
sundrei
joined 1 year ago
"You want me to play a robot? But I want to show off my acting range!"
"Don't worry, you'll also get to play two other robots and a couple of old guys!"
And -- inexplicably -- it has darkvision.
"Aaass yoooou--" *squish*
cries in broadcom wireless card not supported
What if they touch their butthole? What if they like it?!
I heard that's what happened to Tab Hunter!
*dabs corners of mouth with a cloth napkin*
*erupt like Vesuvius*
Don’t do drugs
That's right, do kissing!
barbarians
blahbarians
"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."
"Hot or cold."
"Hot."
"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."
"Uh, the log ones I guess."
"Coward."