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"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."

"Hot or cold."

"Hot."

"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."

"Uh, the log ones I guess."

"Coward."

"Welcome Chosen Undead... hang on, I think there's some beers under the bed. Can I get you one?"

"You want me to play a robot? But I want to show off my acting range!"

"Don't worry, you'll also get to play two other robots and a couple of old guys!"

And -- inexplicably -- it has darkvision.

"Aaass yoooou--" *squish*

cries in broadcom wireless card not supported

What if they touch their butthole? What if they like it?!

I heard that's what happened to Tab Hunter!

I like Camille personally, but there's a lot of Prince alter-egos to choose from!

*dabs corners of mouth with a cloth napkin*

*erupt like Vesuvius*

Don’t do drugs

That's right, do kissing!

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