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I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now

Oh damn I learned a new thing today. Necropsy sounds sick as hell

Ich hab das nicht dran weil ich die freien Zeitungen benutze, um den Biomüll einzupacken 💀

Verny nice chest and abs, but they should have given it a bigger ass and a longer cock (to more realistically demonstrate the harness of course), but maybe the mannequin is a grower

Just imagine a colleague glancing over your shoulder. If it does not trigger a 🤨 reaction, you're fine. Otherwise, mark NSFW, so in this case, correct decision I think

"for easy use"

For WHAT use???

Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it's made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn't flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.

Bump for Sekiro. There is not one other game that plays as satisfying. It's souls crack, I cannot get enough of it

Edit: Except demon of Hatred, fuck this boss

Oh shit I played graveyard keeper until the beginning of the communist DLC and then forgot about it. Thx for the reminder, I need to finish it some time.

Oh boo hoo someone fell in the no-empathy soup as a toddler

This made me so hungry, I might order pizza

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Last couple of years I am eating good regarding action RPGs and souls-likes