theangryseal

I think he could have got two birds stoned at once with this one.

Wait… You did this?

Bro, I went to college and got a degree in packinology. Not everyone is qualified to use scotch tape and bubble wrap. You know how many people die every year choking on packing peanuts?

A brain sturgeon ain’t got shit on me.

This is what I came to post if you didn’t.

I fucking love this.

I knew two people brave enough to rock a mullet. One was the dude I described above, the other was a terribly slow but incredibly sweet fella I worked with at a call center in my early 20s. He got picked on until he cut it. (Oddly enough my autocorrect corrected “picked on” to his last name which was eerie as shit because it isn’t a common name and I haven’t said it in years. Damn! How bizarre!). After he cut I’d sing to him, “gimme back my mullet! picka dernernt, bweeoo Put it back where it belong!”

Haha

Ooooh. I knew a y2k grunge girl in the early 2000s. My sister.

I did not think the mullet was rad when my dad had it, and I don’t think the mullet is rad now.

Only one person wore it well and that was David Bowie.

Zoomers are dressing like our moms with the belly jeans and that rapey step uncle with the dirty stache that kids were told to avoid when they were doing the mathathon or selling candy bars.

I mean, we had websites dedicated to making fun of mullets and these kids are sporting them unironically.

I seriously didn’t believe the mullet could make a comeback once it became associated with incest, rebel flags, and gritty trailer parks.

What do I know though? I’ve honestly never had any style at all. :p

And your mom too.

Umm, MySpace, not yourspace…

Man, I remember being scared of this virus many years ago.

Oh yeah, I seen it. Thank you though. I got caught smoking my first cigarette at four years old in my cousins bedroom. So I’m really not that far off, not that it’s any kind of contest.