tweet by @Grace_Segers:

"Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!"

Road sign saying GOA Way, captioned: I just found the place where I'm building my next house

A foreigner named Tom asks you the way to the toilets. Below is your conversation, please complete it entirely.

TOM: How can I get to the toilet

You: can you speak chinese?

TOM: yes of course

You: Then let's speak Chinese

TOM: Sure, no problem

You: Turn right ahead, walk forward 100 metres and you'll arrive