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A missed opportunity (sh.itjust.works)
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Perfect posture (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don’t think a community for it is an unreasonable idea - at least for now, many AI images are easily identifiable by defects / lack of reasoning in the image. Though there isn’t a good computer program that can do this, I agree.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The community is a copy of the subreddit r/whitepeopletwitter, which is a spin-off of r/blackpeopletwitter. It’s not meant for exclusively white-person tweets - rather, it’s just meant to be a funny name to those who are aware of r/blackpeopletwitter. The omission of “white” in the display name is probably to reflect that they accept tweets from people of any ethnicity.

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“It’s sick” (sh.itjust.works)
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Anon's secret (sh.itjust.works)
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spoiler

(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe chuckling)

have two dogs

ask them "who's a good dog!?"

never tell them who

it's them

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Boomeram (sh.itjust.works)
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Image Transcription

(A 4Chan "green-text".)

married, with a six year old daughter

wife hates violent video-games and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room

my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously

she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them.

get a phone call from school, saying she was in a fight.

have to leave work and address this mess

principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack."

I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough.

had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself.

"Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?"

"No sir, but I will talk to her about it."

We made it five steps into the parking lot before l lost my shit, imagining my daughter standing over some little shit with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack."

got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home

Kids are a treat sometimes.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

They don't want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

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Anon helps a turtle (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Image Transcription

(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "Altruism", with a close-up photograph of a turtle on the pavement)

Riding bike through town

See something strange on the side of the road

Decide to stop and investigate

It's a turtle tucked into its shell

Hold finger in front of shell

Turtle pokes its head out, sniffs finger, and then retreats back into it's shell

It's a hot day, and there are no bodies of water nearby

There's a river a few miles away, decide to take the turtle there

Ride bike with one hand while holding the turtle

People look at me strangely

Don't care, the turtle is all that matters

Turtle pokes its head out when going fast downhill

Probably the fastest the turtle has ever gone

Finally reach the river

Set the turtle on the shore under some shade

After about 10 seconds the turtle crawls into the water

Looks back at me before submerging and swimming away

Feel more emotion in that moment than I have in the last few years

Despite my mistakes and shortcomings, a creature's life was made better by my existence

Is using our time to help others the real answer?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I would say “Merry Christmas” is used more often here, but “Happy Christmas” is used a lot too. The Queen used to say “Happy Christmas” in her speech every year, which might have something to do with its popularity here? I didn’t know it wasn’t used in the US.

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Image Transcription

(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "The elderly is wise", with a black-and-white portrait photograph of an elderly woman staring into the camera)

Be me, lonely guy in Britain

Get in the public transport to get back home

Sit next to a lovely old lady who smiled at me

Have a little talk

She tells me really interesting stuff and we have some laughs together

She tells that this day se would've been celebrating his brother's birthday but he is gone

We keep talking

She tells me a heartwarming advise:

'I could stay indoors and think about bad things, instead, I decide to go outside, see things, smile at people, they smile back at me, there is no point of being sad and angry at home'

Actually I feel like if I listened some sort of prophet

She gets to her stop and leaves, we say Happy Christmas to each other

Elderly deserve respect, I'll probably join as a volunteer to some kind of organisation that helps them.

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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Image Transcription

(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a lake in the early morning)

be me

22

visiting parents

see younger sister for first time in years

13yo TikTok kid who listens to the same 5 songs

spend day driving around and listening to music with her

have drinks with dad that night

spend night in basement office

room is below hers

hear her listening to a bunch of the songs I played in the truck

I feel accomplished as a big brother.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Another picture:

And a better shot of the yellow pin, since it's at a weird angle:

A yellow pin reading "Keep the feds out of our beds".

Link to the music video in which the jacket appears (albeit without the pins).

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Anon's new puppy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Image Transcription

(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

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Anon makes mom proud (sh.itjust.works)
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Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", with a pencil sketch of a girl looking at a flower)

finals are near

cant concentrate on studying because a lot of stuff in my mind lately

first exam is on thursday, history.

fuck.png

talk to mom

i love my mom

"i used to love history, fem-anon. stayed up until 4am reading everything i could, it's beautiful"

she motivates me to study thanks to her passion

read first topic

hey, this ain't that bad

be thrown aback because dates and weird ass names

mom comes in room

"i made you some roasted chestnuts"

be one of my favourite winter desserts

"continue studying sweetie, good luck! i know u can do it!"

im gonna do this for you mom. im gonna have the greatest grades i can achieve. i love you mom. i'll make you proud, i swear.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

He definitely gets the seal of approval

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely doesn't deserve a permanent ban imo, I don't think they were trying to cause offence.

@[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The modlog says it was the sh.itjust.works automod. The comment content didn't contain any keywords that could have tripped it, so I'm not sure why it would have been set off. Maybe the automod is set to permanently ban recently created accounts that have a significant number of downvotes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe Boost doesn't display that it's been removed? When a comment is removed, Lemmy stills sends the content of the comment to the frontend - it's up to your client to not display the content. The comment is definitely gone on the website frontend.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I didn’t remove it; the instance admins (the modlog says “automod”) did. They also got permanently banned from sh.itjust.works, apparently. I personally don’t think it was that bad - it sounds more like misunderstanding or ignorance than intent to cause offense. You’re welcome to look at the modlog to see what it said

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