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Can Change Eye Color But Only While Alone In Front of a Mirror for Several Minutes (hilariouschaos.com)

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You can change your eye color - but only when you are all by yourself in front of a mirror for a couple minutes.

Everyone just thinks you put in some colored contacts.

"No, man, I can change my eye color, but I gotta be alone with a mirror..."

"Bro, you are just putting in some colored contacts. I don't know why you carry this shit with you and hide them somewhere and act like you can actually just will y our eye color to be different, but just stop. This is a really stupid party trick. I'd rather look at Travis' third nipple again than wait for you to come out with your shitty blue contacts for the second time."

You can teleport to anywhere in the world and it just takes as long as walking to there (hilariouschaos.com)

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You Can Teleport Into Any Horror Movie Of Your Choice (hilariouschaos.com)

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The ability to fly 1 centimeter above wet sand (hilariouschaos.com)

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The sand HAS to be wet though otherwise you can't do it

Every time you blink your eyes, you hear a baby scream (hilariouschaos.com)

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There's nothing wrong with the baby. You just hear baby screams when you blink.

You Can Summon Anyone Wearing Yellow Jeans, To Be Within A 50 Mile Radius Of You (hilariouschaos.com)

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