1
4
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Somewhere in the universe, there's another intelligent lifeform, with development at a stage roughly equal to our own. They make and share video recordings edited to be emotional, informative, inspirational, or entertaining, and you know and recognize all of it (translated to your native language, of course).

You just don't know where they are, what they look like, the overall story lines, and possibly a way to convince anyone else that this is a real thing.

2
5
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

That one is actually real!

3
6
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The planet, not the dog.

4
2
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

So gross!

5
2
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6
3
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Thanks to u/PhlubbaDubba for inspiring the idea!

7
2
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
8
3
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9
6
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
10
7
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Which means that you are surrounded by a fog of varying opacity. It might have some usefulness

11
6
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You technically could turn back but the spell requires speech and cognition... Neither of which a lamp has.

12
5
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
13
2
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

"My bills are past due

my looks are real bad

I'll comment on your shoes

And ask about your dad!"

14
1
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

but after it strikes midnight, you go back to your limited jumping

15
2
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
16
2
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
17
2
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
18
2
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
19
2
You can turn water into piss (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
20
1
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
21
1
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
22
2
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

it could be any tech like laptops, computers, or phones.

23
2
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

like during serious business meetings or quiet library sessions. Enjoy the sparkle!

24
1
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
25
2
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It never takes you three tries but it will never be the first try

view more: next ›

Shitty Superpowers

25 readers
4 users here now

Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

founded 6 months ago
MODERATORS