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Waterworld wasn't depicting your future. It was depicting our past. A few ice ages are between us and them.
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Wrong Takeaway
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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.
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1. Include a movie poster of the film for which you are giving a Wrong Takeaway. Use an external image link if possible instead of uploading to the instance. It saves space for others. (I use catbox.moe, personally.)
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If you remove your long term memories of your childhood, you can delete 60 gigs or so of used memory space in your brain.
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Be nice to linguistics, or else they might purposefully fuck up their alien translations so that an alien invasion occurs, in spite of those that were mean to them.
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For a movie called Rush Hour, they sure don't spend a lot of time dealing with rush hour traffic.
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You can start a fraternity near a college, even if you're in your 30's or 40's, and relive the "good old days."
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There was indeed, not a million ways to die in the west. There was more like 1 or 5 thousand ways to die in the west.
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Even our great, great, grandparents had a hard time getting to the train in time.
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If you can't provide the right environment, proper diet, enrichment, and veterinary care for your desired pet, don't get one.
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Don't put David Bowie's crotch on the screen if you want people to pay attention to the movie.
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Of all the people I know who watched this movie, they either remembered the Goblin King Bulge™ OR the story, but never both.
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