Wrong Takeaway

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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.

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Be nice to linguistics, or else they might purposefully fuck up their alien translations so that an alien invasion occurs, in spite of those that were mean to them. (upload.wikimedia.org)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

—Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes (1989-11-08)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reading this title, I might risk an alien invasion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Titlegore like this is why Ye Wenjie did nothing wrong

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The word your looking for is "linguist", a person who studies language. Linguistics is the study of language.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Also "to spite", not "in spite of"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Once more, in english?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Don't piss off the interpretor cause they might intentionally mistranslate something so that it causes a war.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

To spite those that were mean to them maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Be nice to the astrophysicist too, do you remember what happens with Ye Wenjie?