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https://xkcd.com/2930

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From Google Trends, it looks like the lag between people Googling cocktail recipes and 'hangover cure' is 14 hours.

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https://xkcd.com/2929

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While it seemed like a fun prank at the time, I realize my prank fire extinguishers full of leaded gasoline were a mistake.

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https://xkcd.com/2928

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The company tried to document how often employees were celebrating Software Testing Day, but their recordkeeping system kept mysteriously crashing.

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https://xkcd.com/2927/

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Poor Weeoming.

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https://xkcd.com/2926

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The Doppler effect is a mysterious wavelength-shifting phenomenon which seems to primarily affect sirens, which is why the ๐Ÿšจ emoji is red.

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https://xkcd.com/2925/

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It's not far from the sign marking the exact latitude and longitude of the Earth's core.

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https://xkcd.com/2924

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The creepy fingers that grow from a vibrating cornstarch-water mix can be modeled as a chain of inverted vertical pendulums (DOI:10.1039/c4sm00265b) and are believed to be the fingers of Maxwell's Demon trying to push through into our universe.

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https://xkcd.com/2923

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Concealed mostly beneath the surface, sharks are the icebergs of the sea.

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https://xkcd.com/2922

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Bonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or 'the EU') (e) Greater London

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https://xkcd.com/2921

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Okay, this eclipse will only be visible from the Arctic in February 2063, when the sun is below the horizon, BUT if we get lucky and a gigantic chasm opens in the Earth in just the right spot...

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https://xkcd.com/2920

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Fun fact: The standard North American NAD83 coordinate system is misaligned from the actual Earth, off-center by about 7 feet. Someone knows where I am, and I'm in the wrong place.

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https://xkcd.com/2919/

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First comes blood / Then we perish / Then comes Death in his Eternity Carriage.

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https://xkcd.com/2918

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If you're really savvy, you can hide an entire set of illicit transactions by timing them to draw what looks like a graph inset.

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https://xkcd.com/2917

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The most rare, top-tier eclipse photo would be the Solar Earth Eclipse, but the Apollo 12 crew's attempt to capture it was marred by camera shake. They said it looked spectacular, though.

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https://xkcd.com/2915

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The rare compound solar-lunar-nephelogical eclipse

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https://xkcd.com/2914

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A partial eclipse is like a cool sunset. A total eclipse is like someone broke the sky.

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https://xkcd.com/2913

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Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

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https://xkcd.com/2912

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๐“˜ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ต ๐“› ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“น๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ซ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ, ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“บ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ผ๐“ธ ๐“ช ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป.

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https://xkcd.com/2911

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The Mercator projection drastically distorts the size of almost every area of land except a small ring around the North and South Poles.

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https://xkcd.com/2910

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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

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https://xkcd.com/2909

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If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.

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