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Can someone tell me how cooked I am
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You're fine if you can cheat but you need to cheat.
If it's the kind of urine test where they let you go into a bathroom and wait outside, you can order some synthetic urine or find some in a head shop maybe.
Yup lol can’t cheat
I hate this puritanical shithole where people can be one drink away from alcohol poisoning on the clock while I lose a job for doing something on my own time
Death to America
I guess my only saving grace might be the fact that my metabolism is insane but that’s a long shot
If it's not for probation I'm not sure its even legal for someone to watch you piss, while a urine pouch is probably the most sure fire route there are drinks that will purge your system of metabolites. Goto a local head shop and ask for a detoxification drink, do not say it's for a drug test or they won't sell it to you.