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[–] [email protected] 199 points 6 months ago (5 children)

This is why all of my gaming groups just start with an orgy and get that out of the way right off the bat. Everyone gets everything. Sex communism solves all. (Major /s if not obvious)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

To monitor the emergency exit door of the orgy room.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

Wait, isn't this what session 0 is for? Getting all the tension out and working through your issues?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

That's classism!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Found the Greek!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Sex communism solves all.

Controlling the means of reproduction!