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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's classism!