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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Damn, that's a lot fucking darker than I'd thought it'd get on reading the title of the fable.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

It was actually in my management textbook XD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it'd be rarer to find a fable that wasn't dark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tortoise and the hare isn't particularly dark.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You obviously didn't read the version where the hare gets eaten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tortoise kills hare in horrifying video. More at 6.

Edit: it was a seabird

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I heard of it from a Reddit comment about an easter egg location in Diablo 3 called "The Fowl Lair." It's filled with chickens and a single Greasy Pig.