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Anon shares their highschool mascot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Does it though? Like saying the Germantown school mascot should be the Krauts.

Other Options:

Viziers

Janissaries

Genies

Bombards

Footstools

Istan-Bulls

Harem Girls

Mhmm

Wait, what were we talking about again?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was about to comment how cool the name Bombards would be, but then I read the Istan-Bulls and sorry but you should be legally obligated to go with that name when it's an option, it's that good.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Better than their previous name: the Constanti-No-Bulls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why they changed it I can't say

People just liked it better that way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Thats nobodies business but the Turks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Constant Nobles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

And their fans are bull-stans then?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Janissaries

When you want to make it even worse...