Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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I generally go once in the morning (going from being horizontal in bed to being vertical out of it usually does the trick) then I'm done for the day. But even if I have to go again I can generally hold it at least for a bit unless it's a food poisoning type situation.. ¯\(ツ)/¯
But then, digestive systems vary widely, so all that matters is what's normal for you.
This sounds like heaven to me. Pure. Heaven.
-Crohn'sGang
I actually have IBS so I feel your pain, to some extent anyway.. For most of my life I was not regular and would go anything from once every few days to several times a day, but then at some point, it just... Regulated? I don't know how or why, I wish I could give some advice, but it just happened..
UC cousin in the house. I got a cheap bidet seat, loved it, and ended up splurging for the full on Toto, automated, temperature adjusted, and air dry bidet. If THAT'S not heaven, it's awfully close .
Seriously, you'll practically weep with how much less miserable a flare up is with one of these nearby.
I have the seat attached unit as well. Maybe next year I'll work out a way to budget in the full deal.
It sure does sound good.