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Dog teeth only have to last about 15 years.
Also dogs aren't drinking soda, eating candy bars, or chugging orange juice.
Well mine didn't anyhow, idk about some of y'all.
I feel judged
:(
I mean, yeah
I wish I only had to last that long
I once said that in a meeting and forgot I was in a work environment. Had to backpedal and explain I was joking.
I mean, I get that it's a bit of a bummer to bring up, but is it really that much of a social faux pas when when it's a completely reasonable answer to the question?