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ONaN
In my language, onanování is masturbating. And onan is a mild insult insinuating that someone wanks a lot.
It's onanism in English. And it's rather stupid to call it that because Onan didn't masturbate, he used the pull out method to avoid getting his sister-in-law pregnant with his brother's kid. (yes, I know that sounds weird but that's the story)
I figure it is called that because both the pull-out method and masturbation for penis-havers involves spilling your seed somewhere outside of a woman's womb.
Yes, from a superficial viewpoint they are similar. And from a superficial viewpoint shooting a practice target is similar to shooting a person dead. It would be rather stupid to refer to target practice as murder.
I get your point, but considering that we got the word "Onanism" from the Bible I was thinking about some Christian denominations' views of why God wasn't happy with Onan in the Bible: because he ejaculated without trying to procreate. That is why I thought it was relevant to tie those two things together like that.
Onan's crime was greed not lust. He did not want to provide for Tamar or her potential children.
According to Wikipedia, Biblical scholars essentially agree with you, to the point
which is pretty cool especially given my prior belief that most people agreed it was about lust. Wikipedia does also say that some Christian denominations have interpreted the sin to be as lust, though.
And Catholicism, at least, still doesn't like the ejaculation without procreation:
(number 54 and 55 in a Pope Pius XI encyclical)
(I never thought I'd be discussing religion on programming.dev lol)
Not the same thing, I'm pretty sure something like that is in almost any language, but here it's the official word for male masturbation, not some niche word that's not really used much.
I know the story and you're right, it's pretty dumb how it's used.
Onanieren in German
Onanovanie in Slovak.
Onanizál in Hungarian.
Central European gang rise up!
Onani in Swedish, which this image is from.
related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Thoughts_on_the_Science_of_Onanism
by Mark Twain, btw. short read, and hilarious
...spilled his arithmetic overflow on the ground.