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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They're goddamn professionals.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then it's not your cum anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

They're very thorough.