The alternative is an 80-year-old moron saying he plans to kill you a little.
Fuck this OP.
I saw Junji Ito illustrations as decorative socks today.
The Nagatoro guy has some... archives.
You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension become billboards.
Well, someone did.
What'd the five fingers say to the face? SHLAP!
What'd Boris's face say to those five fingers? Achoo.
... because Katko used a mousetrap and a shotgun shell to blow a dude's leg off. Over some antique jars.
It's one of those cases where the jury immediately knows a line has been crossed and just needs to hash out how far back.
Jesus Christ the comments are even better.
"It's vhisper quiet!," the gunner yells over the diesel engine.
Or is this more of a Ferdinand GT3 situation, where the driver is also the powertrain? Not that it would impact the speed.
In any case that's some gorgeous Keithharingtarnmuster.
On reflection, the real question is whether you're home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of "defense of property." At which point you're free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt
Does a booby-trap that only responds to lethal force technically pass the Katko test?
And there's no way one side has valid concerns and the other is fucking crazy.
Both sides, says one side.
The nature of bad faith is that there is no right answer. Fuck off with this.
Headline should read, Heritage Foundation threatens bloodshed.
This is like reporting that a mob boss said it'd be terrible if something happened to your family.