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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

[–] altima_neo 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully, bacon makes a fucking mes and stinks up the house for days. The cleanup alone keeps me from cooking it whenever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

do you not know about cooking it in a microwave on some paper towels?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And now i want a maple bacon cheesecake.