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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Okay, I know how to stop them. I'll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Don't listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!

I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I've spent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay they kicked in. What next?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.