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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can make my left elbow sound like biting down on dry cornflakes, just by doing a push-up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They weren't made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those sons of bitches.. my childhood could've been very.. different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It's so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And it's working. I'm still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There's no pain, no loss of function, and it didn't get worse in all that time.
Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or the cartilage got damaged/destroyed and it's bone rubbing on bone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago