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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

5lbs of free quarters by the looks of that lock

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

people don't carry cash anymore so there's no free quarters in the soda pinatas sadness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I do lol

miss me with that $4.25 bottle of pop because the card reader fees (+greed)

Every time I go to a coffee shop or restaurant and the card reader is down I feel like a god. Plus I leave bigger tips when I pay cash tbh (psychological thing I think)

edit: also they still have to stock them with coins so they can give change unless they completely remove the bill acceptor