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Slicing and peeling are for suckers. Just have a bite like you do with apples and onions.
pineapple*
*durian
Barbary Fig*
*Mk. II Hand Grenade
Holy Hand Grenade*
Haaaallleluujah
https://youtu.be/87YoQxfL9I8?t=2069 (cued)