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I'll give you a few seconds to guess how much high fructose corn syrup is in "cranberry juice"... 🤦🏽♂️
Where I live? None.
https://www.granholms.fi/fi/tuotteet/safter-och-glogger/karpalomehu-350-ml
It's still 20% sugar though to be palatable. I often buy my juices as proper cold-pressed, non-additive, non-sweetened, not that sweet one.
So I'd have one like this https://www.anttilantila.fi/tuote/karpalomehu-0-5l/
Although I don't like cranberry. Bilberries are great though. And blackcurrant, if you ever want a boost to a shroom/lsd/ecstasy trip. Be careful with it though, it'd be actually dangerous. A cup of this with shrooms would considerably increase the effect. One of those "don't try this at home" things. If you ever think about doing it, research it. https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/4949877#4949877
I went a bit offtopic but eh. The answer is "none here."
Fair point, and oddly enough right up my alley, too. On one hand, I've hated "cranberry juice" for so long that I guess I assumed it was sugary bullshit all over the world. Sorry for that. 🙇🏽♂️ On the other, "don't try this at home" is my middle name.
in Canada the cranberry juice concentrate in glass bottles they sell in the health food section that you have to mix with water yourself is legit, the plastic bottles of ocean spray is either "cocktail", something like 5-10% real cranberry juice and the rest sugar water, or "100% juice" but mostly apple/pear with some cranberry. There used to be a cranberry bog nearby on a reserve that sold the glass bottle concentrate pretty cheap, was good stuff.