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[–] [email protected] 222 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?

[–] [email protected] 261 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

From the Orgy region of France

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Less a formalized word and more a turn of phrase

We have a lot of them for sex related stuff due to a looooooong history of how the culture around what's considered vulgar has developed

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh we got a word for schadenfreude, it's called electoral politics here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess that's the new zeitgeist now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Rather the Gestalt of society

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zeitgeist is also a great outdoors bar in San Francisco.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That looks like a vegan bar/burger joint/ pizza place in San Diego

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Warum liegt da Strohrum?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The latest German word that I particularly appreciate is backpfeifengesicht.

Google translates it to: a face in need of a fist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is called “running a train on her”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Traditionally, the trainee's husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was not familiar and I'm American. Guess they'll have to exile me somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's more English (language) than American (region).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely not an English thing in England, no train here has ever left anyone feeling satisfied

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is the problem all the spotted dick pudding?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you find that you've spotted a dick on the train either politely look the other way or report them to the British Transport Police

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I also speak English, and now I'm extra exiled and will have to go to some country that I don't speak the language.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Bitches love ethical abstraction

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653