this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

...ok? I don't get it, at all

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the idea is: OP wakes up, spends an hour in traffic, sits at a desk for 8 hours, spends another hour in traffic, and then sits in front of the TV until they pass out. And they're amazed that not everyone lives that way.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That kind of makes sense -- except that she died in 2018. I wonder if they don't know that somehow?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: OP can communicate with the afterlife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe that’s what OP does eight hours a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago