this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok, think of it like getting the last of the cocaine out the baggie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pour a tiny bit of water and drink it while maintaining eye contact with some old dude who just wants to wash his hands at the restaurant toilets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just a sec son, dad just needs to pop down to the shops for bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Flip it inside out and rub it on my gums?