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Yuk, imagine getting a blowjob from someone with stinky bacteria breath. Your entire dick and balls would smell like that. Blowjob or not, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash!
what do you think a dick and balls smells like in the morning before washing.
lets hope they both practice proper hygiene
Nah, dick mouth balls bacteria breath for everyone!
Though maybe some minty gum after, to keep up appearances of course.
Just smoke a menthol cigarette after.
You've heard of bdussy. Now, get ready for mbick (morning breath and dick)!
I can't read mbick without it being sung in my head by Hansen