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Do I have to choose, or can I injure them both?
Just the one, but you can always come back tomorrow.
Decisions, decisions...
I choose the elderly child!
Do they offer season passes?
Don't be greedy mate. Leave some for the other visitors to injure.
You have to drift the trolley across both sets of tracks if you want to pull that off
"So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smoosh our five main guys."
XOR. Don't be a dick bro.