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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of all those places supporting child cancer. You never see any signs saying they are against child cancer.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Why do we let celebrities get away with this

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Do I have to choose, or can I injure them both?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just the one, but you can always come back tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I choose the elderly child!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Do they offer season passes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Don't be greedy mate. Leave some for the other visitors to injure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to drift the trolley across both sets of tracks if you want to pull that off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smoosh our five main guys."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

XOR. Don't be a dick bro.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Eh, some fringe of ecologists too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know where I’m going the next time I need to blow off some steam. Thanks for the tip!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I think the younglings and elderly are there for the upset cyclists to take out their frustrations at not being able to ride their bikes, not for just anyone to come by and abuse...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't keep us in suspense... Billy or old-man Rogers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Swing Billy at Rogers and get a twofer-one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How many points do I get for each?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Really bad graphic design overall. They might as well have used WordArt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Or at least Comic Sans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I don't think that's been near a designer. Someone's made that in a hurry, in MS Word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Might" makes right.