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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Considering I see some people mentioning stuff like swerving to avoid obstacles or temporary construction lanes not to mention curvey roads so I propose what about automatic turn signals that activate when it detects the driver trying to turn without signaling

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Because, and I have no idea why so many people don't get this, you're supposed to signal you're going to turn, then slow down, then turn. That's how you safely let anyone behind you know you're going to do that.

I can't tell you how many times I've almost rear-ended someone because they weren't using their turn signals until they had already started turning. You might as well not use them at all for all the good that does.

Which is why it's an incredibly dumb idea. It's not actually possible. But it would make the world a better place.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A few days ago I ran out to get a few things, and this car ahead of me is going 20Km/h below the 50 limit for 5 minutes, then comes to a dead stop in an intersection, starts slowly turning and then puts on their blinker. Honked at them for being a fucking dumbass and they just wave me off like I'm the asshole

God I fucking hate how easy it is to get and keep a license. Enforcement needs to be much stricter because there are far too many morons on the road.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i want to live in a world where only those who truly have no other option choose to drive, and even a minor mistake in traffic immediately costs you your license and you have to re-take it from scratch.

It's insane to just let anyone drive a multi-ton vehicle capable of going 120+ km/h for personal transport, if people are going to do so they damn well better do so carefully.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

even a minor mistake in traffic immediately costs you your license

Well that's dumbest thing I've heard in a while. Just say you want to eliminate all cars and be done with it. No human being could meet that standard, because even the best drivers make a minor mistake once in a while. Won't even get into reacting to an emergency where you have a split second to decide what to do. We are not omniscient robots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

psst driveri smartdrive

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

lmao someone took it personally

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

i want to live in a world where only those who truly have no other option choose to drive

That's how you get terrible drivers. Meanwhile those who like driving will care about doing it more safely then those who are forced to drive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I live in a country were, without exaggeration, 90%+ of drivers don't use turn indicators or do it last minute unless is for their own benefit (for example they'd turning left and need to cross the opposite lane in).

If it's for the safety of others, especially pedestrians, forget about it.

I just so happen to have lived 2 decades abroad, one of which in Northern Europe, so this crap (and the trying to bully pedestrians on zebra crossings) gets on my nerves big time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because, and I have no idea why so many people don’t get this, you’re supposed to signal you’re going to turn, then slow down, then turn. That’s how you safely let anyone behind you know you’re going to do that.

Damn right. I was taught to give a minimum 3 blinks before turning. That also gives you time to look around for other vehicles/pedestrians before committing to the turn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, but also don't turn them on until the last car that was passing you is slightly in front of you, too many people that turn them on while you're still a bit behind, potentially in their blind spot, which can make you think they didn't see you and maybe even swerve as a reflex.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

lol. imagine being a 30,000lb vehicle and some dingdong in a rush swerves in front of you with their 2,000 lb vehicle (because getting in your lane early is an ancient, lost courtesy) and decelerates by 30mph over the course of three seconds to pull into mcdonalds, setting off several of your vehicle's alert systems and automatically registering you for a performance review from your manager in addition to elevating your heart rate substantially

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Turn signals need to telegraph what you are planning to do, not show what you're in the process of doing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the book version of Hitchhiker's guide to Galaxy highly advanced elevators are given limited precognition in order to proactively be on the floor and open just as someone wanting to use an elevator arrives. So maybe in some highly advanced future where we inexplicably still use cars our turn signals can see a few seconds into the future and turn themselves on before we turn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah, but instead they would use that to shove an advertisement into your eyeballs as you walk around a corner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Large [multi-lane] highway curves.

Computers are stupid. A"I" is stupid. Humans are smart. Trust humans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Humans are stupid. The I in AI stands for 'incompetence'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I like this idea but with a twist. If you manually activate the turn signal before turning, you're good to go. If you fail to activate, a big lightboard on the back of your car lights up saying "I forgot to signal" and then they automatically turn on anyway. Now we have shame in play. Some people are immune to shame though, so you get, let's say, 2 of these a day, or 4 a week, or whatever, for free to account for the unexpected. If you exceed that you have to take an online remedial training class. If you get dinged again within one year you have to take an in-person class. 3 times in a year and every time thereafter, and you get points on your license. After 5 or 6 times you'd lose your license. This way normal people in abnormal circumstances aren't impacted, and the bad drivers slowly get escalated into either doing it right or losing the privilege to drive.