What the hell is "cumtown" (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Are you seriously tryin to tell me they made an entire town, just for cum...?

All I see is "guy from cumtown" this, "literally a cumtown bit" that!

TOWN CUM? Sorry some of us stopped browsing reddit-logo ages ago!

No I will not search for it, might as well put penisland . com into my address bar while I'm at it. My CIA agent wondering what I'm going to "cumtown" for. Is this another one of those "podcasts" you talk so much about??

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how many people in the CIA were exposed to Cumtown. This will be our Havana Syndrome.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe our brave CIA agents got Havana Syndrome because they had to listen to Cumtown ?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Agent Rook Stonehammer writhing in a hospital bed while stav cackling plays endlessly in his head

"The fat one always laughs!" he shrieks at the nurses as they wrestle him under control. Tears of frustration leak from his eyes as he whimpers something about a gay Iranian doctor. The tranquilizers take effect and he goes limp.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

peltier-laugh I love hexbear

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024

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