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It's how you turn a goth gf into a goth wife (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she's probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I believe Fester married a beautiful young girl. But she was a not very smart: she try to kill him to get his money rather than spend his money while living with a nice, rich, funny guy who do some really nice trick with light bulbs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who's much better for him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Debbie!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Well, you brought a tear to this bald man's eye and hope to his heart. Amen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that's what Gomez thought.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart

But I feel you friend

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you are a member of ZZ Top?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Ain't got legs

Don't know how to use 'em

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Gomez was never supposed to be good looking.

Original Gomez:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i have the opposite problem.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

A god among men.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that's much harder to achieve.

Spoken like a person with no charisma.