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[-] [email protected] 189 points 3 weeks ago

"How long has it been since we've waltzed?"

"Oh, Gomez...hours."

[-] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago

The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she's probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I believe Fester married a beautiful young girl. But she was a not very smart: she try to kill him to get his money rather than spend his money while living with a nice, rich, funny guy who do some really nice trick with light bulbs.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who's much better for him

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Well, you brought a tear to this bald man's eye and hope to his heart. Amen.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart

But I feel you friend

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

So you are a member of ZZ Top?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ain't got legs

Don't know how to use 'em

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

Gomez was never supposed to be good looking.

Original Gomez:

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

i have the opposite problem.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

A god among men.

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[-] [email protected] 98 points 3 weeks ago

I’m not goth, but my husband treats me like Gomez treats Morticia. Can confirm that a lot of sex happens. So, like, do it.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

"You scared me... I want you to do it again."

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm they fuck a lot

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

This is the way.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

John Astin or Raul Julia?

(I know there have been other Gomezes, but those are the only two that count.)

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 3 weeks ago

As fun as Wednesday's show was, these two were just the quintessence of the roles

[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago

Their competition wasn’t that fierce, Luis Guzman is a great actor, especially when being comical, but he very much is NOT Gomez Addams. But no matter who it was, I doubt they’d be able to beat Raul Julia or Anjelica Huston.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago

It also doesn't hurt that Anjelica is always illuminated like she's from another movie altogether (credit to CinemaTherapy). The director turned the glamor factor up to 11 in every scene without breaking anything. It's impossible to follow that.

Raul, somehow, manages to be a complete ham yet relatable, lovable, and most importantly, believable.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

The scene in the addams family where the light that falls across her eyes is already on her mark so when she steps into place the light just falls into place kills me every time

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

The legendary John Astin and Carolyn Jones might like a word!

That show was just weird as hell to watch growing up, along with The Munsters and to a lesser extent Bewitched.

To be fair, their movie portrayals were amazing too.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

I doubt they’d be able to beat Raul Julia or Anjelica Huston.

I feel like these two have always been Gomez and Morticia. Even the series was just a pale imitation.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'd love Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder to take it on.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my God now I want this so much.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Overused characters who don't have a lot of range, it would basically be watching Depp and Ryder in a romance together with some funny dialogue.

Gomez and Morticia require a style of acting that calls back to early romance movies and is overplayed and over-the-top while remaining classical and debonaire and oozing with romance. I can't see that chemistry with Depp and Ryder.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Its a pretty cool way that we all think of Gomez as Raul Julia. But this was OG Gomez

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It happens with television sometimes. Just like when you think Sherlock Holmes you think Jeremy Brett or Hercul Poirot portrayed by David Suchet. Some actors are so good they end up defining the character itself.

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago

Gomez lives off generational wealth and thus spends his time culturing himself with dance, art, and seductive languages.

I work until it's not safe to drive home because I'm so tired and my eyes don't work. I crawl home on surface streets, collapse into bed for a brief nap, and get up to go do it again because the man needs his dollar.

My spirit may be willing, but my flesh is spongy and bruised.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Idk man that sounds pretty macabre. Are you sure you're not going for a goth chick? /s

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady-killer!

Gomez: Acquitted!

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago

Some of y'all ain't worth gomez energy but ain't ready for that conversation

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Sigh I had to tone it down cause i was "too much". I wasn't even trying hard. Literally holding back now but that how spouse wants it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Comments like these just make me believe my decision never to marry was a good one. I understand love is about compromise, but sacrificing freedom is not worth it, I don't think. You are who you are. Why would someone marry and then try to change their partner. Marry who you want not what you want them to be. Kind of backwards.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Imo anyone who doesn't feel free in a marriage is doing it wrong. Compromise is for things like getting orange juice with some pulp because one likes lots and the other likes none, not compromising who you fundamentally are as a person.

Don't marry someone who doesn't appreciate the quirks that make you you.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You got it wrong. The spouse did mrry who they wanted, it's just not who OP is. The lesson should be "be yourself" not "Don't get married because then you can't be yourself".

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is she truly a goth GF if she isn't big tiddy

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The fact that "big titty goth girlfriend" is a phrase means that having big titties is not a requirement to be a goth girlfriend. No one says "athletic Olympic champion wrestler."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Apart from the Mediterranean Italian Roman philosopher Tautologous the Redundant

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't Tish like... the OG goth GF

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