badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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That’s not fair! I’ve been waiting on mine for years.
I even pre-ordered it!
But how great is the passive income from it acting as a robotaxi?
Sadly I haven't had the chance to try the self driving features as the doors locked after the latest update and won't open. Still waiting on Tesla to come back to me with a fix.
Still love the car though!
Oh you can roll back the update by holding a calendar up to the camera and flipping to June 9th 1969. It causes the Cybertruck to honk “nice!” And open all doors as it waggles then open and closed.
You gotta jump in there during that.
Instructions followed. I am now stuck inside the truck. Tried putting it in beast mode, still no luck.
Love the car tho!