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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s not fair! I’ve been waiting on mine for years.

I even pre-ordered it!

But how great is the passive income from it acting as a robotaxi?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly I haven't had the chance to try the self driving features as the doors locked after the latest update and won't open. Still waiting on Tesla to come back to me with a fix.

Still love the car though!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh you can roll back the update by holding a calendar up to the camera and flipping to June 9th 1969. It causes the Cybertruck to honk “nice!” And open all doors as it waggles then open and closed.

You gotta jump in there during that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Instructions followed. I am now stuck inside the truck. Tried putting it in beast mode, still no luck.

Love the car tho!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

oval shaped grill badge

Nah, that's the other car company owned by an open nazi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I thoyght you meant VW or BMW lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Walking around slapping swastika bumper stickers on every Ford I see

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Some sins are unforgivable.

barbara-pit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I see curves on that vehicle, something doesn't add up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you drive me to the store?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno if there is enough room in this tiny car

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

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